Someone shared this with me yesterday.
Do you remember this from Jerry's stand up days?
"On my block a lot of people walk their dogs
and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags.
This, to me, is the lowest activity in human life.
Following a dog with a little scooper.
Waiting for him to go so you can walk down the street
with it in your bag.
If aliens are watching this through telescopes,
they're going to think that the dogs
are the leaders of the planet.
If you see two life forms,
one of them's making a poop,
the other one's carrying it for them,
who would you assume is in charge?"
It's pouring here today.
Griff, Zigg and I just came in from a walk.
And I did NOT pick up poop.
I don't even bring a bag.
He pooped on my neighbors lawn the other day.
I went back a few hours later
with the pooper scooper and picked it up.
I felt awesome walking down the street
with a pooper scooper
filled with dog poop.
Seriously, no more talking about the dog poop