1. That he just puked all over my car
2. The chewing
3. The biting
4. My pooper-scooper
5. That my days are spent entirely around waiting for him to pee/poop
6. Vet bills
7. Every time I load the dishwasher, he is RIGHT there to lick the dirty dishes
8. That instead of drinking the water I just put in his bowl, he has to carry the bowl somewhere else..and by the time he gets there..the water has spilled all over the floor. Every.Time.
9. Did I mention watching him EVERY second of the day to make sure he's not
peeing/pooping in the house?
10. When I walk into my house, it smells like a dog lives here.
He's really lucky he's cute.